I decided to make the world a better place. So far, I've reached the point of eating my own socks.
Let's begin with this video to make you feel better. It features cameos by a mythbusting walrus and genious, living plant Stephen Hawking.

On the subject of Stephen Hawking, did you know he's playable in Dungeons and Dragons?
It's true! Here are his stats:

Stephen Hawking
Level 25 Cosmologist
Neutral Good Human
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 2
Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 28
Wisdom: 20
Charisma: 12
Special Abilities: Time dilation at will, and Hawking Radiation. Any nongenius within a 60-foot radius take 10d6 radiation damage. Base movement: 6 ft/round
Special Equipment: Wheelchair of Translation +2

See more celebrities D&D'd here.
Bless you, Gary Gygax. May all geeks take your loot.

Which brings me to another amusing anekdote: Helvetica (the font) and the Atomium (the monument in Belgium) are both 50 years old! Isn't that fab? And did you know I was born on the same day as Sugar Ray Robinson, Bing Crosby and James Brown? And Weird Al and Martin Luther King III both were born October 23d! And a far nephew in my family was the person to save Belgium from the first German attack in WW2? He flood the river "De Rijn" so the Germans couldn't pass.

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1% of the world has 3 nipples! That's humongously many people! And nipples are funny. Like blubber. The word blubber makes me smile. Cake makes me smile as well. As long as I can eat it though...

This entire text (except for the Stephen Hawking part) was based on facts and typed on a keyboard.

I am April Fulp, I shit you not.

(See what I did there?)

Welcome to the 1st annual Indian "Gremmy Awards"! Bollywood has some great movies and these are the best of the best! They're made by the elite, and may Agni, the God of Fire, son of Dyaus Pita and Prthivi strike me down with a thousand flames if not!

BEST CHOREOGRAPHY AND LYRICS:
It was a tough choice but we have to give it on to The Benny Lava song! Its excellent timing and witty lyrics made me laugh more then once!

BEST MUSIC VIDEO:
This was an easy pic: The Indian Michael Jacksons "Thriller" of course! This terrifying movie has spooked me so much, and the dance moves sticked with me 'till the very end! I'm still dancing!!

BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS:
Goes to my personal favourite: SUPERMAN! Action-paced, and full of deep storyline.
Will the Man of Steel kiss Spiderwoman? You'll have to find out yourself! Watch it, I swear it's worth it!

These were the annual "Gremmy Awards" for this year! I hope you've enjoyed it as much as I did.
And remember: Bollywood made movies 50 times better then those copycats of the American "Hollywood"!

Welcome: You found heaven. Please leave a tip!

To start of: have you ever wondered what the FUCK Pikachu is always talking about?
Pikachizer found out. I took the liberty to use it with our very own Newgrounds, and I gotta admit, it makes a lot more sense now.

This link I've known for a while, but never came to mind posting it. iGod! The one and only chat where you can insult God and he actually responds. More tasty religion: God is standing trial for his mass murdering!

Next: Take a look at an adorable site starring a walrus, his bucket, and an unforgivable crime... EDIT: The Infamous Bucket Walrus died! In 2005, I now discover. Please, 1 minute silence. For him. For his bucket.

Finally, for all sites I've given you, I'd like YOU to visit my very own, sweet little Objectopia and please, consider living there.

I fucking LOVE Baby Pandas!
Adorable, milk-drinking, playful, wrestling and of course epicly sneezing little wonders. I should do something to save these little buggers...

Are you convinced yet?

"Some experiences are so intense while they are happening that time seems to stop all together."

This'll be the beginning of test-object, the Flash series. Only the ones that are brave enough to check out other peoples accounts will know this, and more importantly: The governement may NOT KNOW about this!
UPDATE!

RANDOM PIC

According to Newgrounds (with 1 point difference), Stamper is not the Holy Grail!
The next statement to argue about will be: "Is Mickey Mouse is a dead accurate assassin?"

Enough blobbering... Did you ever see "An inconvenient truth" and thought: "Gee, humity blows and should die off!"? This shows what would happen.

Vectoooooooor...
Awesome site with sexy VECTORdrawings! O_o

This 5-year old girl probably gives the most intelligent answer that ever existed.

To end this stuff (what?! I'm tired!) Have a nice death!
Ciao!

The sig contest finished and the only funny thing that was sent came from Akadra: "Of course Belgium exsists! I invented it!" Newgrounds, you're dissapointing me.

But anyways, since the score is equal, it'll be forever a mystery wether Belgium exsists or not.

In other news, an artsy video entered Youtube, and I was witness of it. It's about a room getting artsified but no-one seems to agree with the other persons style. I like! Feast your eyes in watching ROOM! The only thing more facsinating is PUZZLE which is loosely based on ROOM.

In a world where Disney kills off other small kidshows, we sometimes wonder how they got so much succes. APPEARENTLY by re-using old drawings.

These things are kinda funny, but make me cry a little inside. >_>

Well, that's it for now! See you next time!

Let's start of, then:

Hello, I'm test_object, or at least, I WAS since "_" had to be replaced with a midget "-"
You might've seen me in the Art forum. If you haven't, don't search for me. I'm a first-class bastard and I know it.

If you don't want me to haunt you in my dreams, follow these rules:
a. Don't post crap art, when you know it is!
b. Don't steal *eye twitching*
c. Praise me (You can make altars, if you must)
d. Send me your ID-card + a very detailed explanation
of how I get inside your house. (+ the where-abouts of your safe)
e. Go in against the governement.

That's it for now. Updates? My ass!

UPDATE:
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Okay, I made an update, so what?
Contest: Answer my sig! Funny answers will be shown here!