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Dear Lord. I don't think it's supposed to bend that way.

Keith Apicary from "Talking Classics". This is simple. fucking. win.

Split, splatter, sploog-splat in an eggshell. Corn. 50 006 people dancing on Beethoven and all little hobgoblines like me. I'm also wondering what happened to the "e" in Flickr.

A kid who knows "Who that pokémon" is.
15 seconds long, 15 minutes of laughter.

An annoying little turd playing Counter Strike.
Eh, at least mom loves him... dead.

8 minutes filled by GREAT song references sung solo by a pretty hot guy.
A bit like Weird Al... minus the weird.

All jokes aside:

The Scarygirl Game
A wonderfully illustrated game/movie.

A wolf that would like to eat a pig.
1000s of photographs and the only good use of stopmotion I've seen so far.

Ciao, suckas!

Ladies and Boxes worldwide. Stop your sorrow and dry your tears. Your favourite coffeetable has returned. With more evoluted Flash skills, drawing capacities and screwing up my own News Posts with randomness.

I've got a purpose in life. Not to die alone. And I won't. I've got an internet behind me.
Thanks go to M. Baro the dictator, Chrissy the coffeelady, Wasim the Whining Dutchman, Hammi the person who'll never eat ham, Johnny Nyberg who still has an awesome name, ChaosCrunchy with 5 percent extra Crunch, ThePsychoSheep with no psychotic problems next to an obsession with shotguns, an edible, sticked Turkey and sMellieMaster!

.....k, that last one was lame, I know. If I missed someone, BUY ME A TICKET TO PERU >:(

Well, that's it... if you search for me, i'll be roaming the Art Forum. AS ALWAYS, 'F KAY?!
PS; the Halloween Tank on the left has an extremely short barrel, doesn't it? (sexual innuendo :3)

I like them ducks.

I decided to make the world a better place. So far, I've reached the point of eating my own socks.
Let's begin with this video to make you feel better. It features cameos by a mythbusting walrus and genious, living plant Stephen Hawking.

On the subject of Stephen Hawking, did you know he's playable in Dungeons and Dragons?
It's true! Here are his stats:

Stephen Hawking
Level 25 Cosmologist
Neutral Good Human
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 2
Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 28
Wisdom: 20
Charisma: 12
Special Abilities: Time dilation at will, and Hawking Radiation. Any nongenius within a 60-foot radius take 10d6 radiation damage. Base movement: 6 ft/round
Special Equipment: Wheelchair of Translation +2

See more celebrities D&D'd here.
Bless you, Gary Gygax. May all geeks take your loot.

Which brings me to another amusing anekdote: Helvetica (the font) and the Atomium (the monument in Belgium) are both 50 years old! Isn't that fab? And did you know I was born on the same day as Sugar Ray Robinson, Bing Crosby and James Brown? And Weird Al and Martin Luther King III both were born October 23d! And a far nephew in my family was the person to save Belgium from the first German attack in WW2? He flood the river "De Rijn" so the Germans couldn't pass.

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1% of the world has 3 nipples! That's humongously many people! And nipples are funny. Like blubber. The word blubber makes me smile. Cake makes me smile as well. As long as I can eat it though...

This entire text (except for the Stephen Hawking part) was based on facts and typed on a keyboard.

I am April Fulp, I shit you not.

(See what I did there?)

Welcome to the 1st annual Indian "Gremmy Awards"! Bollywood has some great movies and these are the best of the best! They're made by the elite, and may Agni, the God of Fire, son of Dyaus Pita and Prthivi strike me down with a thousand flames if not!

BEST CHOREOGRAPHY AND LYRICS:
It was a tough choice but we have to give it on to The Benny Lava song! Its excellent timing and witty lyrics made me laugh more then once!

BEST MUSIC VIDEO:
This was an easy pic: The Indian Michael Jacksons "Thriller" of course! This terrifying movie has spooked me so much, and the dance moves sticked with me 'till the very end! I'm still dancing!!

BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS:
Goes to my personal favourite: SUPERMAN! Action-paced, and full of deep storyline.
Will the Man of Steel kiss Spiderwoman? You'll have to find out yourself! Watch it, I swear it's worth it!

These were the annual "Gremmy Awards" for this year! I hope you've enjoyed it as much as I did.
And remember: Bollywood made movies 50 times better then those copycats of the American "Hollywood"!

Welcome: You found heaven. Please leave a tip!

To start of: have you ever wondered what the FUCK Pikachu is always talking about?
Pikachizer found out. I took the liberty to use it with our very own Newgrounds, and I gotta admit, it makes a lot more sense now.

This link I've known for a while, but never came to mind posting it. iGod! The one and only chat where you can insult God and he actually responds. More tasty religion: God is standing trial for his mass murdering!

Next: Take a look at an adorable site starring a walrus, his bucket, and an unforgivable crime... EDIT: The Infamous Bucket Walrus died! In 2005, I now discover. Please, 1 minute silence. For him. For his bucket.

Finally, for all sites I've given you, I'd like YOU to visit my very own, sweet little Objectopia and please, consider living there.

I fucking LOVE Baby Pandas!
Adorable, milk-drinking, playful, wrestling and of course epicly sneezing little wonders. I should do something to save these little buggers...

Are you convinced yet?

"Some experiences are so intense while they are happening that time seems to stop all together."

This'll be the beginning of test-object, the Flash series. Only the ones that are brave enough to check out other peoples accounts will know this, and more importantly: The governement may NOT KNOW about this!
UPDATE!

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