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This was mediocre. It was dull, but what really killed it for me: it had the most overacting voices ever. I see you were heading to parodying the typical way movies go, but this was just ridiculous.
There was hardly any animation involved and in this particular case: the lipsynching could've used at least SOME work. The commercial part is mildly funny for the first time, but spare us from the other 2 times.
This flash had nothing; no storyline, no clever jokes or graphical content. Next time you make something, please make it an animation instead of alternating between a bunch of pictures, if you catch my drift. It won't kill you.
Author's Response:
I do a lot more animation (or try to) in my main series, The Fear Hole, as well as actual jokes with punchlines and setups. I'm as surprised as you that this bored, lazy distraction of mine became a featured movie :P
I have no idea what campermannerz is :(
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My main problem is that the enemies are stickmen. Not only are they ridiculously dull and generic, but it makes it a lot harder to kill them as well. You'll have to be precise and aim for the heads. I don't want to be a sniper in this game, I want to be the allmighty cursor, goddamnit! >:(
It's a fun game, but you'll die easily when you try killing enemies. You're restricted to simply dodging bullets. I also find it rather annoying the explosions do squat against the army.
Tons of upgrades aren't adviced in this game, since the gameplay will suffer because of it. However, a supercursor once in a few minutes might relieve the player for a short while.
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This is so sick, it's hilarious. But what amused me even more is how the 12-year old population of Newgrounds protested in the reviews.
I loved the expressions on their faces, but I do feel the animation wasn't too fluent on some parts. As well as them having only lines for arms maks me sad, for it looks unfinished.
Overall: Dear dickweeds, if you are offended, you are under 13, thus not allowed on Newgrounds. This is what you get when not listening to the rules.
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