Score: 3

"Campermannerz?"

submission: Anicopters: Armageddon

date: April 21, 2008

This was mediocre. It was dull, but what really killed it for me: it had the most overacting voices ever. I see you were heading to parodying the typical way movies go, but this was just ridiculous.

There was hardly any animation involved and in this particular case: the lipsynching could've used at least SOME work. The commercial part is mildly funny for the first time, but spare us from the other 2 times.

This flash had nothing; no storyline, no clever jokes or graphical content. Next time you make something, please make it an animation instead of alternating between a bunch of pictures, if you catch my drift. It won't kill you.

Score: 7

"The name is Tiri... Tomba Tirri."

submission: Mouse Under Siege

date: April 18, 2008

My main problem is that the enemies are stickmen. Not only are they ridiculously dull and generic, but it makes it a lot harder to kill them as well. You'll have to be precise and aim for the heads. I don't want to be a sniper in this game, I want to be the allmighty cursor, goddamnit! >:(

It's a fun game, but you'll die easily when you try killing enemies. You're restricted to simply dodging bullets. I also find it rather annoying the explosions do squat against the army.

Tons of upgrades aren't adviced in this game, since the gameplay will suffer because of it. However, a supercursor once in a few minutes might relieve the player for a short while.

Score: 8

"Xenu"

submission: My Dying Grandma

date: March 12, 2008

This is so sick, it's hilarious. But what amused me even more is how the 12-year old population of Newgrounds protested in the reviews.

I loved the expressions on their faces, but I do feel the animation wasn't too fluent on some parts. As well as them having only lines for arms maks me sad, for it looks unfinished.

Overall: Dear dickweeds, if you are offended, you are under 13, thus not allowed on Newgrounds. This is what you get when not listening to the rules.

Score: 7

"Kid Paddle?"

submission: Mashhouse

date: February 8, 2008

First things first: The graphics and most ideas were simply stolen from Midam, the comicbook writer of Kid Paddle. You could've made the main character "The Little Barbarian" so it would've been a tribute instead of a stolen piece.
Please give the man some credit! He deserves it!

Graphics: The brown-hooded butchers are as good as traced, so minus for that. You got some nice death animations and the bloodsplatters were pretty realistic.

Gameplay: The mechanics are AWEFUL. The collisions were misplaced, you die by jumping on an edge and the butchers kill you if you jump OVER them. Serious mistake there. (Yes, I AM aware you can only lure the 1st one in a trap)

Controls: Left, Right, Up and Down. Simple, but okay. I would've liked a better jump physics and a steady jump height. When I play a game, I seriously don't feel like pressing the Up arrow for half an hour.

Over-all: Not too bad, but as a Kid Paddle-fan I feel offended of the extreme similarities, but with a different main character. Work on the collisions and physics, since those are just agonizing. I like the Shift and Enter buttons.

Score: 10

"Enter your summary, rating, and review for: FPA: W"

submission: FPA: World 2

date: January 18, 2008

Silky smooth controls and lots of secrets. I simply couldn't change the trousers though. Orange is way too fancy. You were pretty generous with the lives, but that compensates with my attempts on the 6th level.

Is there any chance of this coming to a console?

Score: 10

"dfdf"

submission: Mount Newground

date: January 6, 2008

Such a long time ago... Looking back on it, I've improved a LOT! This drawing was crap. I remember the annoying greyish background I never really bothered to fix it 100 procent... ^^

I'm sorry I didn't nominate this thread for the Art Forum Award.

Score: 9

"John 1:14!"

submission: Star Defender 4

date: December 14, 2007

Professional but commercialised.
I find the switch weapon idea interesting, and worked out well. It's a tad easy though. The endboss was dead pretty quickly but very enjoyable to play.

However, it doesn't make any sense in the beginnning. You start of with a terrible weak weapon against the same kind of enemies that you'll find later in the game. Those enemies should've been weaker. Some of the music was a bit repetetive.

Wonderful game.

Score: 8

"GOD! WHAT IS THE REVIEWTITLE FOR? >:("

submission: Ultra Game: Bat Blaster

date: November 25, 2007

This wasn't as a bad game as I got from the reviews. I got some tips for you:
Change from music. Constantly hearing the same tune over drives one nuts.
Levels. There were levels, but they barely differed from each other.
Upgrades. Speaks for itself, I guess. Buying or shooting upgrades would be interesting.

That's all I felt bad about. It's got nice little graphics, I got to admit!

Score: 8

"Improvement."

submission: Salad Fingers Episode. 8

date: September 26, 2007

What a sad episode for Salad Fingers. I really pity him sometimes...

So, the sickness continues. I must say, this was the best Salad Fingers yet if you look at it graphicly. He use to just... stand there. Now I finally know he/she has elbow and knee-joints. Now to figure out the gender...

Score: 7

"Hehe..."

submission: 10 Days Trial - 7

date: September 7, 2007

This was quite funny! It started of like some awesome Flash, and ended terribly. Some people just can't take a joke...

I hope we'll see a serious movie of you! It would look awesome, I believe.