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Hello there, child. I am not bothered by your presence, nor am I particularly fond of it. What are your intentions?
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Level 12 Artist
Ranked as Portal Security
You have been chosen to become one of ours. No more veils, no more curtains. We are Illuminati and we ask you to join our cause. Our Lady Gaga venues have been immensely profitable, but now, we need the next Great Artist to aid us in our common goal; establishing ownership of Christmas!
It is none of your concern what we wish to do with it as of right now, but rest assured, you will benefit greatly once you helped our common goal. What we need from your potential is simple;
Draw a Christmas card and hide an All-Seeing-Eye in it.
That is it. How does it work, you ask?
All these chimpheads in the world never stop to THINK about the Christmas cards they receive. They hang them up, right next to the tree for everyone to see. Emitting subliminal messages without any of them noticing. Artists aren't cheap though, so we came to Newgrounds for it being one of our beacons of creativity. Join us in this masterplan and Grand Master Space Lizard Bama will look upon you with great pleasure.
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