Total Medals Earned: 2,811 (From 617 different games.) Total Medal Score: 37,415 Points
Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (100/395 points)
I hope you chose the money.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
You woke up, you were flushed, you escaped...
Completed the game
Completing the game with good ending
All Ripples Rescued
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Complete the game
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/205 points)
You collect your first Gold Gear!
You die for spike hurt
You complete the first Level
Get the special Award Object
You die in flames
You die by hitting a robot
Die on Acid
Die for electric traps
Get to the last Battle
Game Completed!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/350 points)
Beat month 1
Beat month 3
Beat month 2
Beat month 4
Beat month 6
Beat month 5
Get at least 50,000 score
Get 100x combo
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/300 points)
Clear (5) Rooms
Clear (10) Rooms
Clear (15) Rooms
Clear (30) Rooms
Clear (20) Rooms
Clear (25) Rooms
Clear (40) Rooms
Clear (35) Rooms
Clear (50) Rooms
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/240 points)
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 12/20 (90/500 points)
Crashed without turning left nor right.
Tried both preferences of direction.
Crashed for the second time.
Crashed before start line with 0 score.
Reached 1 point score.
Crashed for the first time.
Reached 2 points score.
Checked the Credit screen.
Tried mouse and keyboard for playing.
Crashed 8 times.
Reached 4 points score.
Crashed 16 times.
Reached 8 score.
Reached 11 points score.
Reached 16 points score.
Reached 24 points score.
Crashed 32 times.
Reached 21 scores.
Crashed 64 times.
Reached 32 points score.